The Eminem Clones

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I’m at a point where it’s not up for debate whether or not Eminem is dead. People in my circle or who follow my work right now are only debating when exactly he was replaced. Now everyone knows that, when an artist is signed, he records hundreds of songs of which a select few are drafted onto the final album. Following that logic we can understand that the real Eminem wrote the entirety of the Slim Shady LP and all his remaining songs were scattered throughout his later albums which could explain the following lyrics from his song which was released in 2006 called Public Enemy #1.

I sense someone’s tapping into my phones why do
I got this feeling in my bones I might die soon
As I stand before you in this booth a walking dead
man Blank stare dead pan look as my face as I gaze
into space As I wait to be scooped up in that van
Mysteriously disappear into thin air.

CHsSe

After listening to Public Enemy #1 I said to myself, “Did Eminem really write that song in 2006?” Well obviously not; Eminem wrote that song a long time ago or perhaps the double just wanted to create fake drama . Either ways, I was enraged because I never heard this song before and never thought to get the album Re-UP because it wasn’t an Eminem only album. Little did I know that my enragement was about to multiply 100 times fold after someone sent me the song Canibus did called Dead by Design where Canibus raps:

You scream for hardcore, I felt it But what you gon’ do
when they kill me on some Eminem and L shit?

What more proof do people need that Eminem is dead and has been replaced? Well let’s look at what the fake Eminem says in the following songs. In the song Cinderella Man he raps:

Send da feller Shady dane came to wrap the game up
in cellophane, Raise hell from hell he came,
But didn’t come to bore you with the Cinderella story,
Nor did he come to do the same

In the song The Monster he raps:

Nobody’s home, I’m sleepwalking’ I’m just relaying
what the voice in my head is saying Don’t shoot the
messenger, I’m just friends with the…

In the song Rap God he raps:

So you’ll be Thor and I’ll be Odin You rodent, I’m
omnipotent Let off then I’m reloading Immediately with
these bombs I’m totin’ And I should not be woken I’m
the walking dead But I’m just a talking head, a
zombie floating.

In the song Evil Deeds he raps:

While I plant these evil seeds Please release me from
these demons I never had any of this shit planned ma,
please believe I don’t wanna be Satan’s spawn, never
got the chance to say I’m sorry

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